A Great Fan Letter
I am not the son of David and Dorothy Heller from Cupertino.
Subject: Hello From Reader in SF Bay Area
To Jake Heller,
Hi, I enjoy reading your postings on The Daily Beast.
Are you the son of David and Dorothy Heller from Cupertino? If so, I once went camping with you and your dad at Foothills Park in Palo Alto. Please send my regards to your parents, who are wonderful people. We did an adult Bar Mitzvah class together at Temple Beth Am.
If you are a different Jake Heller, please accept this as fan letter–and keep up the good work!
Best regards,
Jonathan Cohen
San Jose, CA